The Sussex Cricketer

Total score: 21.5 out of 50

Wingnut Steve went into the exact same pub in Essex a few weeks back. These Ember Inns pubs are all identical. Even the wings were exactly the same, which shows they are all frozen in a bag, shipped around the country and served up the same everywhere. Are they batting above their average? No, they are average at best, and the lime piri piri is the best of a bad bunch of sauces. Hit them for six.