Total score: 29.5 out of 50

Roosters Piri Piri

Elated by our trip to Bincho, we were slightly daunted by this takeaway outlet on Western Road. To be fair though, they were great. The heat variety that many places fall down on was here in abundance, you can have piri-piri, herb, medium, hot, extra hot, Lebanese, tikka and Mexican. We opted for extra hot and Lebanese and they were delicious. The staff were friendly and for a fast food joint, you’d be happy to eat here both with the family and late at night pissed. The only thing was the wings themselves were tiny. We were told they come from Bulgaria, and can only assume that when asked ‘Do you lift bro?’ Bulgarian chickens say ‘no’.