The Lion & Lobster

Total score: 15.5 out of 50

Our last venue, our last chance to salvage anything from this Wing-ter of our discontent. Surely we must end on a high, come on the God of wings, show us your mercy! Alas not, these wings were slimy, tough and tasteless and the response to provenance was “Ooh, I don’t know, we’re vegans”. To make matters worse, Wingnut Elliot experienced our first ever incident of ‘wing rage’. It wasn’t pretty and we needed to show him pictures of classic wings we’d enjoyed in the past to reassure him and calm him down. A sad end to a sad night.