Total score: 16 out of 50

The clue is clearly in the name. This place aint’ Dominos Wings! Funnily enough, they offer three different heat choices and their (dubious) supplier information is clearly displayed on their website. This place was really bad when it came to atmosphere and taste though. Waiting in the front of the shop actually made us both very unhappy. After a while we had to stand outside to escape the oppressive onslaught of the fast food delivery misery. Still, when we got the wings they made up for this upset by being crap. When you watch the shopping channel and someone says “These aren’t real diamonds, they are diamond-esque”. Well these weren’t real wings, they were ‘wing-esque’. We launched them in a bin and they became the second place where wings were left behind.