Total score: 7 out of 50
Right, as you may have established, this evening was not going well and it was about to get ten times worse. We arrived at Buddies at 6:50pm and there were three security guards already removing one of southeast London’s finest day-trippers. To be fair though, he probably kicked off because he’d tried the wings. To sum this place up, it’s prepay only, you have to have a tattoo to be allowed in and it was stupidly expensive. We thought that no wings would be worse than Dominos pizza, but hey, records are there to be broken and Buddies you guys can take a bow! The best thing about this place was watching the starlings fly around the pier and trying to convince ourselves we hadn’t just eaten four of them.